If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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