Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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