i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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