Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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