Non-Jews are for practice
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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