Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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