Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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