the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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