toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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