if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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