I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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