Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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