Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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