Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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