Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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