So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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