you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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