Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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