The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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