I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
