The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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