No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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