Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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