Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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