used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
dude. I can hear the air.
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