brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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