laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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