I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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