gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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