He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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