i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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