i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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