Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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