I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You pole danced in your parka.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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