dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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