Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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