It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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