It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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