bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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