everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
These tits shall not be calmed
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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