that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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