was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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