she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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