GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
