How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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