its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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