Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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