we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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