His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
