D3 body, D1 cock
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Congratulations! We have a period
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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