i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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