So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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