i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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