I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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