Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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