Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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