she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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